Reviews of Gary Is Still Alive
"Sounds pretty cool, dude. You should totally get that out there. :squish squish:"
-A nice man on Omegle who had his dick out.
"What's not to love? Heartfelt stories, it's funny, and it's something me and the squirrels can really relate to. We haven't missed a single episode, and we talk for hours after every one."
-A lady in downtown New Haven right after I said "I'm thinking about starting a podcast," and right before she threw a live pigeon at me.
"Would you please stop following me. I don't want to listen to your podca... sir... SIR..."
-My neighbor who I THOUGHT was cool. Pppft... Fuck that guy.
"Spellbinding! Captivating! Enthralling! Disgusting!"
-Something I made up, but could be true.
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-My dead mother. But guess who's not dead. Spoiler alert... IT'S ME!